2011-09-24

The Great Road Trip 2011 – Part 2 – Eastbound & Down

Monday, the 5 of us hit the road bright and early.  5?  Yes, Cora, Gwen, her two African dwarf frogs, Kermit and Trevor, and me.  We are driving Cora's Corolla back to sell.  We'd kept it out there and drove it when we were there, but with insurance and all, it's going to be just as  cheap to rent cars on our visits.

Hopping (frog humor) on I-90, we cut thru the Cascade Mountains via Snoqualmie Pass and into Eastern Washington.  Wow, what a difference a few sets of mountains made! 

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From pine covered mountains to rolling desert like prairie.  As the Columbia River wound across our path, we paused at the Wild Horses Monument.  Cora started to say something about there being horse statues up on a ridge, and I said, "Like THOSE!" as I pointed up at a sculpture of a herd of wild horses thundering along the ridge top.

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A view of the gorge.

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A view of the gorgeous.

Right after the Wild Horses, we zoomed by, I cannot tell a lie, George, Washington.

Lunch found us desperate for a bathroom, but not so desperate as to not explore the scenic downtown of Ritzville, WA.

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Ritzy!

I know I keep mentioning the Gwen's frogs that are traveling with us.  They have spent the last year living with Grandma June, but we'd always planned to bring them to Chicago: somehow.  You can't fly with them.  They wouldn't be allowed carry on, and flying in checked luggage would exposed them to far to much cold and shaking trauma.  The place where Cora bought them strongly discouraged shipping them (they offered to send us replacements instead of having us ship them ourselves).  So, it needed to be ground transit with us.  So, we flew out with a cooler I got from one of my old companies.  In the cooler, the temperature was a little more consistent, when water sloshed out of their tank (and it did) it would be contained, and when we got out of the car, we could take them with us, and no one would be the wiser.  So, here are the boys (and the girl) belted in for the trip.

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Here's a better shot.  And this was about the last time you would want to get your nose that close to the opening.  As I mentioned, the frog water did slosh out, despite my rubber bands holding the lid down, they lost about a cup of water a day into the towels.  Let's just say, by the time we got home, the funk was such, that we didn't even bother trying to wash the towels or clean the cooler.  You weren't going to feel comfortable wiping your face with one of those towels, or eating out of that cooler no matter how many times you'd washed them with bleach.

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Refueling both our bodies and the car, we blasted through Spokane, WA, and Coeur RT-02-Clark-Fork-01d'Alene, ID non-stop into Montana.  I think the most common sign in Montana is "Clark Fork".  We lost track when I-90 crossed it for about the 8th time.  I think we crossed it about 15 times total.  It became the running joke.

But no joke was this forest fire burning in a little valley off the side of the interstate.

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I sure the chopper pilot was glad to have a handy source of water from the Clark Fork River right there.

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As the afternoon started to fade to evening, we set our sights on wrapping up the day in Bozeman, MT.  And it wasn't going to be too late.  And then it hit us.

Frak!  We're now on Mountain Time, so we've lost an hour!  (Not the last time a time zone change would bite us in the butte.)  After a quick dinner and a fuel up, we raced the setting sun from Butte to Bozeman.

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And lost.

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So, it's late and pretty dark when we got to Bozeman.  Should rename it "Booze-man" because I could have used a drink!  We pulled in to the Comfort Inn, only to get the "Jesus Treatment" (no room @ the Inn.)  It appears classes were starting at MSU-Bozeman, so it was full up with parents.  Okay, fine, we crossed the street to The Bozeman Inn.  They had plenty of rooms.

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How bad could it be?

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Pretty nasty.  There was exposed cinder block.  That overhang in back?  I could barely stand under it (my hair brushed the ceiling).  And the bathroom was on the frightening side.  At least there wasn't some nasty mystery stain on the box spring.

Oh wait…

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Is that spilled coffee?  Vomit? Or was there a murder in here?

Next stop:  Yellowstone.

2011-09-20

The Great Road Trip – Part 1 – Getting there

Back in early August, Cora and our daughter, Gwen, took off for Seattle.  They had some stuff to do with the ongoing court case, and it was also a chance to see and be seen by family and friends.  Gwen got to see a couple of friends while she was out there, and the court stuff went pretty well.

Me on the other hand, I was a wreck.  I had a week to myself, and it started off with me wandering around the condo like a sad puppy looking for it's owner.  Something funny would be on TV, and I would look over to where they sat to make a comment, only to be surprised that they weren't there.  It got so bad that on the second night, I slept on the sofa, because the bed just felt too empty.

But then I snapped out of that, and enjoyed the freedom of walking around in my underwear and going to the bathroom with the door open.

So, Friday the 19th came, and I went to the airport after work.  Flew thru security, got a tasty sub from Potbelly's, and headed toward my gate for my 7:10 flight.  After a 3.5 hour delay due to a storm out east, we got to board the plane.  Aided by a free drink coupon that netted me a double rum and diet Coke, I slept a decent portion of the flight.  I'd sent Cora a text long before we took off that I was going to be VERY late, and aided by one of those online flight tracker sites, she wasn't waiting too long at the airport for me.  So, it's now technically Saturday, and the road trip hasn't even started and it's already just a touch behind schedule.

After we awoke Saturday at Cora's mom's June's apartment (wow, that's a string of " 's "s), Cora, Gwen & I headed over to a place on Puget Sound called Seahurst Park.  For those of you unfamiliar with it, it's a beach along the Puget Sound.  This is not the same kind of Pacific coast beach you get in Southern California.

They are trying to restore the beach to a more "natural" state with big rocks…

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    My two little birds, up in a tree.

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Look @ me getting all artsy playing with light and shadow and shooting at an angle and stuff.

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There's also what has to be the worst play lot in the Seattle area.

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This also made me nervous.  Were sewer emergencies that common in the area that they required a dedicated phone number, and a red flashing light? On top of a 20 foot pole?  Maybe that's why the play lot looked like that!

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We then went back to June's and took a nap.  Oh, the glorious nap that helps set you on Pacific time, how I love you!  And after dinner, we went to Shari's for dessert.

Sunday was a busy day, also.  First, we had breakfast at IHOP with June & the Ridley's.

I've got them Harry Potter "apperating" skillz.  Either that, or I forgot to set the 10 second timer, and just took the picture, then had to reset the timer, and run back in place.  One or the other.

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And as you can see, I fit into the family nicely.

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And here's the little star of the show, Aspen, showing off a skill she learned a few weeks prior.

After our pancake party, it was off to Seattle for the Mourning Market.  This is not to be confused with your mother's craft show in the grade school gym or the Pike Place Market.  This is a dark, goth market, with some steampunk elements thrown in.  It was located in the SoDo neighborhood, just down the street form Starbucks headquarters.

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Not everyone came dressed for the occasion, but some did.  Yes, that's one of 3 hearses that were parked outside.

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Imagine trying to carry this bad boy thru the airport security line!

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At the show, we met up with Cora's friend (and bridesmaid @ the wedding), Vicki and her husband, Walter.  We had a nice chat with them before the show opened.  At the show, Gwen bought a new pair of fingerless gloves.  Her current pair that she wears ALL-THE-TIME have been sewn a couple of times, and really, aren't long for this world.  After the show, the 5 of us had lunch @ Jimmy John's and then hung out for a while by the cars.  As we left, Vicki's husband gave me the tub of Lego Star Wars kits that I bought off of him a while ago.  (The Yoda will be getting put together soon.  That's all I know right now.)

Later in the afternoon, after a round of laundry and packing, we headed over to Cora's dad Ed & Heather's house.  This was my first visit, so I got the tour and the explanation of how they are going to lift the house, move it up and over a little bit, then add a story under it.  Plus, I got to see his outdoor train setup.

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After a good visit and the tour, the five of us headed out for dinner.  A nice Mexican restaurant.  It was a calm, relaxing visit, which masked the nerves over the drive to come.  Having driven Cora's stuff out last fall in basically 3.25 days with no sightseeing, Ed was a bit skeptical of my plan to do it in 4 days, with a lot of sightseeing along the way.

He was right, but that's for a later post.  We said our goodbyes and headed back to Cora's mom's for the final bit of packing and prep-work before hitting the road. (We should have gotten gas, too, but we were too zonked.  This will skew some of our mileage stats later.)

Let the adventure begin!

2011-09-17

Brett & Kim's Wedding

Way back in July (hey, I'm a little slow, okay), Cora, Gwen & I hopped in the car and headed down to El Paso, IL for my cousin Brett & his (now) wife Kim's wedding reception.

The weekend before, my car had broken down just before things started to close down for the 4th of July weekend.  (It was the wiring causing one of the cylinders to misfire.)  So, we were obviously a little nervous about taking off for a 130 mile drive, but it went without incident.

After checking it to the Super 8, we headed off to the park building for the reception.  The turn out was like the food: pretty darn good.

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Had to get a shot of my lovely wife…

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And if Cora's there, and there's cake, then there's going to be pictures of the cake.

Brett-Kim-09Brett-Kim-10  And the cake cutting came.  See, they look so nice…

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But then there was "the look", and everyone knew…

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That it was just going to be a matter of time before…

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Things got messy!

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Brett, whatever advice this crew is giving you, careful!

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After the cake cutting, well all headed outside to get our pictures taken on a cute little bridge there.

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Once the pictures were taken, it was time to hit the dance floor!

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Everyone had a good time…

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Including the next two to walk down the aisle!

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Great couple, great day.

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The next day, we all met up @ Woody's Family Restaurant for a great breakfast buffet.